hair today, gone tomorrow

July 29, 2006

Scandal-hit Liberal Democrat MP Mark Oaten is to stand down at the next general election.
Oaten was forced to quit the party’s front bench in January after admitting a relationship with a male prostitute.
In an article for the Sunday Times, Mr Oaten said his fall from grace was prompted by a mid-life crisis brought on by his rapid hair loss.

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