number crunching

August 6, 2006

Judicial lottery prizes
£200k         for not attending swingers’ parties
£500k         for being blown to bits by terrorists
£800k         for sleeping with your boss’s boss and being called smelly
£1 million    for being described as ‘hot totty’ by your boss.
£1 million    for a colleague making remarks about your breasts
(£500k each?)
£0               for having your marriage destroyed by an allegedly smelly person sleeping with your husband

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