into the sunset

August 8, 2006

Readers of this blog (both of them) will be aware of the esteem and admiration in which we hold our Deputy Prime Minister. It would therefore be remiss of us not to compliment him on his astute and eloquently phrased assessment of US foreign policy and the abilities of Mr Bush in particular.

We can exclusively reveal Mr Bush’s replies when confronted with this devastating blow.

Bush: Who is this fruitcake anyway?

Aide: He says he’s deputy Prime Minister.

Bush: Well, tell him you don’t squat with your spurs on. And one more thing. Tell him to go and swallow a horn-toad backwards.

We can also report that when told, Mr Blair’s comment was “that man’s so dumb he couldn’t hit an ass’s butt with a banjo”

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