The Life Expectancy Watch (US Patent Issued In 2002)

August 9, 2006

An ideal gift for the man or woman who has everything and even more ideal for the morbid. This Life Expectancy Watch counts backwards, keeping you apprised of your forthcoming expiration date! You initially program the watch by answering a series of questions about your lifestyle. There is also an on/off button so you can stop it temporarily while you engage in a healthy activity. Your remaining time is conveniently displayed in years, months, days and hours and an audible alarm can be set to remind you of your impending doom. Buy this watch now, time is running out!

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One Response to “The Life Expectancy Watch (US Patent Issued In 2002)”

  1. Luhz Wannen Says:

    Sometimes bitter medicine cures.


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