UK Department for Transport air travel restrictions

August 21, 2006

WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, ALL PASSENGERS TRAVELING ON FLIGHTS TO OR FROM UK ARE INFORMED THAT THE FOLLOWING SECURITY ARRANGEMENTS MUST BE PERFORMED :

Items not permitted in the cabin include:

beverages, shampoo, suntan lotions, creams, toothpaste, hair gel, aftershave, K2R, vaseline, beards whether genuine or false, newspapers in Arabic, copies of the Koran or ‘Blowing up airplanes for Dummies’, camels’ milk butter, wills, martyrdom videos

In addition any passenger committing any of the following acts will be refused permission to board the aircraft:
speaking Arabic (any dialect), sweating, wearing robes, wearing seasonally inappropriate clothing (such as leather jackets from Spain or shorts and flipflops to the Arctic), mumbling unintelligbly, looking a bit dodgy

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