August 30, 2006

“POLICE in South Africa have been told to ride donkeys or bicycles to crime scenes.” The Home Office is reported to be studying a scheme to replace old police cars with skate-boards.

“A DAD was arrested for confiscating a children’s football after it was repeatedly kicked into his garden by a neighbour’s two boys. Shocked Alastair Wood, 40, was handcuffed and led from his home still wearing his pyjamas.” It’s heartening to know the police are at last getting to grips with serious crime. I look forward to reading of dawn raids on anyone suspected of complaining about graffiti.


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