Churchwatch

August 31, 2006

“A PRIEST drowned as he tried to show his congregation how Jesus walked on water at a beach in Gabon, West Africa.” I bet God had a good chuckle at that one.

Archbishop’s U-turn. The archbishop of Canterbury has told homosexuals that they need to change their behaviour if they are to be welcomed into the church”. He apparently said that the Church did not really like all that denim, tight leather pants and suede caps stuff, would rather they didn’t keep saying ‘oh please!’ and strongly disapproved of thongs.
God nodule does not exist. Some researchers have suggested the possibility of a specific brain region designed for communication with God. This latest research into the brains of Carmelite nuns discredits such theories.” Other research has, however, confirmed that men have a beer nodule which leads them to worship brown liquids..

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