Where have all the knickers gone?

September 3, 2006

“A BAGGAGE handler who stole more than 300 pairs of knickers from suitcases walked free yesterday after a judge described him as “sad, not bad”. Police who raided his home found 40 watches also stolen from luggage.’ Now that really is kinky. Stealing watches. The guy’s a total sicko. Personally, I use my watch as little as possible. Usually the calendar suffices. A guy who collects the things has obviously got severe psychological problems. The judge accepted that his problems arose after he was bullied at school. Now I was bullied at school but I don’t go around stealing people’s watches. But if anyone has got some spare knickers, though…….

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